answering a call when a policeman suddenly opened the passenger
door, entered and jammed it. As usual he wanted “something” from
me for calling while driving. Then suddenly he saw the big
Rottweiler dog, Jack, at the backseat with tongue stuck out, saliva
dripping and canines barring. Jack was staring fiercely at him.
Policeman: (shocked) Ah! You carry dog?
Me: Yes. I carry dog. That one na offence?
Policeman: (feeling uncomfortable) Na where una dey come from?
Me: From hospital.
Policeman: Ehen! You sick?
Me: No, na the person wey the dog bite we go see, the person
almost die sef.
Policeman: (Terribly shaking) Ehen! But why the dog dey shake head
like that?
Me: Na so him dey do if he wan bite person.
Policeman: And the dog know you?
Me: Yes na, no be my dog?
Policeman: (Sweating profusely) This your door, how you dey open
am?
Me: How you take enter?
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